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A Cojón For A Corvette: Man Proudly Proclaims “Worth It” After Loss

What's the biggest sacrifice you had to make to get your dream Corvette? What would your custom plate say?

Would it be worth it for you?

We frequently hear stories about the sacrifices enthusiasts had to make in their lives to get that dream Corvette. Perhaps it was waiting until the kids go off to college, working two jobs (raises hand), or maybe you lived under your means for decades and saved up for when the time was right. There are many “traditional” ways we can think of, but one South Carolina man made lemonade when life and an elderly driver handed him some lemons.

In case your Spanish is rusty, a cojón–commonly known under the plural cojónes–are our jewels. I’m sure there is a tasteless joke in here somewhere, but I’ll leave it up to Reddit for the cracks, and there were many when user “Glaneon” recently posted about his ordeal on the popular social media site. Today’s Corvette Culture feature raises many questions, the most obvious of which is this.

Would it be worth it for you? The plate on “Glaneon’s” 2016 C7 Z51 Stingray.

The Motorcycle Accident That Led to Lemonade

The Cracks Started Early, But Glaneon Keeps His Sense of Humor

The Money Side of the Ordeal

(The lawyer took one-third)

The Typical Social Media Jokesters

Who Else Feels Really Bad For This Guy?

So, CorvSport readers, what’s the biggest sacrifice you made to own the iconic Corvette? Men, would you be willing to lose one of your jewels to own your dream Corvette? If you want to keep up to date with all the fresh Corvette news and maintain a pulse on the lifestyle and culture of this exciting, iconic brand, CorvSport has the fastest-growing Corvette community on our Facebook page, with over 173,000 followers (54,000 since January 2023!). Come join other hardcore enthusiasts and say hello, Douglas B.